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Jackie and Dunlap discuss -- wait, you knew this was coming . . . -- South Carolina Governor Mark Safford's affair with his Argentinian mistress.
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As if the world needed any more evidence that Richard Nixon will always maintain his standing as the most narcissistic, sociopathic and morally bankrupt person ever to serve as president of the United States, new transcripts of the secret White House taping system made famous by Watergate give new meaning to the old phrase, "Once an asshole, always an asshole."
“There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white. Or a rape.”
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Last October, about a month before the presidential election, I wrote a piece for this blog called, "The abortion conundrum." My point was to suggest that the time had come to acknowledge that a constitutional right to abortion was not in danger, regardless of who was elected. Very briefly, I argued that seeing the "abortion-and-the-Court" debate as one that boiled down to the presidential selection of Supreme Court justices failed to take into account the complexities of judicial selection and confirmation. A moot point now, suppose John McCain had been elected. How high on his list would finding justices prepared to overturn Roe/Casey be, given that the voters who would have put him over the top were probably more inclined to support abortion rights than not? How prepared would a Democratic majority in the Senate have been to confirm a nominee with demonstrated opposition to abortion rights? Getting past that, how eager would that new justice be to provide the vote to overturn a right that had been incorporated into the social fabric of the nation for 35 years? Where was the clear constitutional mistake? Did the five Republican-appointed justices who comprised the majority of the seven-person majority in Roe, including Lewis Powell, Potter Stewart and Harry Blackmun, really so radically misread the Constitution or, more importantly, the political sensibilities of a nation that, in 1973, had begun to institutionalize the seminal changes in the status of African-Americans, women and other minorities that had begun in the 1950s?
Keep going. How eager would Republican governors like Charlie Crist of Florida be to sign legislation prohibiting abortions deemed constitutional under Roe and Casey? How willing would any governor interested in re-election or simply in maintaining political leverage outside of this narrow question be in alienating wide swaths of voters who might like Republican economics but cringe at the power of the Christian Right in their party? And how many doctors would stand for a state legislature's decision to wrest control of their medical practices? Do governors really think there is something advantageous about turning on the evening news to see doctors and female patients being led out of a medical building in handcuffs? Or worse, negotiating the blinding speed with which information is distributed on the Internet, including You Tube and other real-time websites and blogs?
Beyond the drama surrounding a post-abortion rights world, I also offered this take on the justices' approach to the abortion question:
Have you ever been in a conversation where you insisted that you'd go back in a burning building to retrieve your favorite things, rescue your or your children's cat, climb the fire escape to help the kindly old gentleman who lives four doors down from you and always remembers your birthday or to save the wheelchair-bound elderly woman who is always there for you when you need to discuss your personal problems? Of course. We all have. Yet, would we actually go back into the building to save a cat, rescue a person who isn't related to us or retrieve family photos? The only honest answer is that we don't know. Until you are actually faced with a choice that, until that point in time, has only been an abstract point of discussion, you really have no idea what you are doing to do.
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Earlier today, the Supreme Court, with Chief Justice Roberts writing for an 8-1 majority, declined to pass judgment on the constitutionality of Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, the most important piece of civil rights legislation that Congress has ever passed.
I plan to write something for tomorrow after giving the Court's opinion and Justice Clarence Thomas's dissent another reading. For now, you can get the Court's opinion here.
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Jackie takes a stand on gun violence in America, while Dunlap argues that Americans should not give up their First Amendment rights because of gun nuts.
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Just a little over three weeks ago, former Vice-President Dick Cheney and President Barack Obama gave "dueling" speeches on national security, terrorism and American compliance (or lack thereof, in Cheney's case) with the rule of law, both at home and abroad. Obama spent most of his speech attempting to persuade his supporters and critics that he would not back down from "foreign" terrorist threats; but neither would he "compromise" what he called "American values," which, in Obama-speak, can loosely be described as a hybrid between John F. Kennedy cold warrior toughness with a baby-boomer sensitivity to human rights, the rule of law and a belief that the United States cannot promote democracy if it stoops to the level of its enemies. The latter point is particularly important. A nation that wants to promote liberal democratic principles, which include not only a commitment to free and fair elections but an equal commitment to civil rights and liberties, must lead by deed as well as word. To emphasize the importantance of this latter commitment, Obama gave his speech at the National Archives, which houses the original Declaration of Independence, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
About a mile or so a mile away, Cheney gave a speech before a group of like-minded well-wishers at the American Enterprise Institute, an organization charitably described by the mainstream media as a "conservative think-tank." Twenty years in Washington has left me with a decidedly different impression of AEI. Not much thinking goes on over there. Rather, AEI functions as a disapora for right-wing propagandists killing time between Republican administrations. Lots of "serious" talk about the Framers' original intent, why free markets cure all problems, including bathroom mildew and funny car noises and, naturally, why war, or, at minimum, a "military response," is the solution to any sort of bad behavior by any country that either doesn't like us (Iran, North Korea, Canada) or network of "bad guys" that qualifies as a terrorist organization (al-Qaeda, SPECTRE, Nancy Pelosi-Barney Frank-Harry Reid). Since the November 2008 presidential election, the former vice-president, having spent a good deal of his two terms accusing anyone who didn't agree with him or the Bush administration of "treason" or indifference to "terrorism," has been touring the right-wing media or appearing before right-wing audiences like AEI to criticize the Obama administration's approach to national security, which, sadly, appears to sympathize far too much with the "terrorists" by insufficiently torturing them and suggesting that the United States should treat the world's Muslims with respect rather than as a 1.8 billion person sleeper cell.
I didn't read the full transcript of Cheney's speech until just recently. Dishonest, accusatory, replete with double-talk and shamelessly self-congratulatory, Cheney's remarks are so appalling on so many different levels that only what the brilliant political cartoonist Tom Tomorrow calls the "Rightwingoverse" can possibly ascribe any seriousness to them. But one passage caught my eye, perhaps because I had read Cheney's speech so closely in conjunction with the most recent terrorist attack perpetrated on American soil -- the murder of a Holocaust Mueseum security guard by an 88 year-old white Christian American-born terrorist. I'll get to that in a minute. But first, read Cheney's remarks:
To put things in perspective, suppose that on the evening of 9/11, President Bush and I had promised that for as long as we held office – which was to be another 2,689 days – there would never be another terrorist attack inside this country. Talk about hubris – it would have seemed a rash and irresponsible thing to say. People would have doubted that we even understood the enormity of what had just happened. Everyone had a very bad feeling about all of this, and felt certain that the Twin Towers, the Pentagon, and Shanksvillewere only the beginning of the violence.
Of course, we made no such promise. Instead, we promised an all-out effort to protect this country. We said we would marshal all elements of our nation’s power to fight this war and to win it. We said we would never forget what had happened on 9/11, even if the day came when many others did forget. We spoke of a war that would “include dramatic strikes, visible on TV, and covert operations, secret even in success.” We followed through on all of this, and we stayed
true to our word.To the very end of our administration, we kept al-Qaeda terrorists
busy with other problems. We focused on getting their secrets, instead of sharing ours with them. And on our watch, they never hit this country again. After the most lethal and devastating terrorist attack ever, seven and a half years without a repeat is not a record to be rebuked and scorned, much less criminalized. It is a record to be continued until the danger has passed. (Italics mine)
Along the way there were some hard calls. No decision of national security was ever made lightly, and certainly never made in haste. As in all warfare, there have been costs – none higher than the sacrifices of those killed and wounded in our country’s service. And even the most decisive victories can never take away the sorrow of losing so many of our own – all those innocent victims of 9/11, and the heroic souls who died trying to save them. (Italics mine)
For all that we’ve lost in this conflict, the United States has never lost its moral bearings. And when the moral reckoning turns to the men known as high-value terrorists, I can assure you they were neither innocent nor victims. As for those who asked them questions and got answers: they did the right thing, they made our country safer, and a lot of Americans are alive today because of them.
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Not even the Trustafarians are exempt from this recession. Have Chucks, a PBR, skinny jeans and a healthy disdain for conventional produce . . . but nowhere to go.
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Jackie and Dunlap review the weeks events, including President Obama's speech to the Muslim world, Dick Cheney's possible book deal and what he'll tell the world, and Sonia Sotomayor's nomination to the Supreme Court.
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Earlier in the week, I asked a friend of mine who hosts a popular on-line "chat" program for a well-trafficked on-line newsletter/magazine/whatever something like this is called, whether his colleagues in the establishment Washington media truly understood the irony, if not absurdity, of asking such Republican celebrities as Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Pat Buchanan and Glenn Beck, or air-head frat boys like Tucker Carlson, to comment on Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor's comments about how her ethnic heritage and background affect her approach to law and constitutional rights. In the case of Limbaugh and Buchanan, that's like asking Adolf Eichmann whether he thinks Woody Allen's movies are too Jewish. As for Gingrich, he's Exhibit #1 for the old Lyndon Johnson adage that there's no such thing as bad publicity for a politician, just no publicity. Naturally, if you add in an occasional albeit inexplicable observation that one day we will have a student exchange program, funded by the private sector, of course, with our Martian friends . . . in our lifetime, you become, in the eyes of the establishment media, an "interesting" person with "big" ideas. Not ideas that have any relevance to reality, or are the least bit workable, or are actually thought through. As long as you don't mention such phrases as "election cycle," "the process," use adjectives like "train wreck" or "Draconian," or mention how some obscure small state governor, like "30 Rock" Kenneth the Page act-a-like Bobby Jindal of Louisiana, or a one term small town assemblyman represents the future of the Republican party or is a possible candidate for the Republican presidential nomintion in 2012, you qualify as a Beltway intellectual. Newt the Frewt is an intellectual like Mark Russell is a political satirist or the Capitol Steps are a comedy troup -- only in Washington.
As for Tucker Carlson, who knows why anyone would want his opinion about anything? Yet, and not suprisingly, there are those who do. Then again, these are largely the same people who thought Sarah Palin, who was the future of the Republican party either slightly before or after Bobby Jindal was the future of the Republican party -- I honestly don't remember who came first -- was hot.
No, really, Palin had Washington men getting all weak-kneed in their penny loafers and Washington women trading in their Spectator pumps, Hermes scarves and Talbots suits for something more racy to keep their men in check, like a Land's End skirt or outdoorsey and rugged, like an L.L. Bean Gore-Tex jacket with a silver triangle on the back.
. . . back to my friend. His answer: "I get 300 calls on a live chat for almost any guest I choose. For Newt, I get 5,000. It's all show business; not journalism."
At least he's honest. But isn't there some line that even a huckster like Gingrich, whose career long ago devolved into a "Spinal Tap"-like self-parody of himself, can't cross before being placed on that dreaded "DO NOT CALL" list of former administration officials, political strategists, kidnap victims and Capitol Hill insiders? Gingrich's public statement that Sotomayor was a "racist" for commenting in an old speech that her experience as a Latina woman gave her insight into certain issues that differed, by and large, from a white man revealed far more than his own stupidity. The episode also revealed the tired pattern of the establishment media relying on the same old hacks, frauds and has-beens for "commentary" on matters about which they know nothing or, even if they know something, are uniquely unqualified to assess.
Oh, there's so much more to say. But Joe Conason at Salon says it all much better here.
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Downbeat, America's oldest magazine devoted to coverage of jazz, celebrates its 75th anniversary this month. The July issue, available to subscribers but not yet in stores, features interviews and profiles on musicians culled from 1934 to the present. There is a great profile on Benny Goodman's decision in the mid- to late 1930s to integrate his band and then subsequently dare promoters and club owners not to hire what was then then the nation's pre-eminent swing band; another one with Louis Armstrong, who believed that "bebop" might well ruin the audience for jazz; critical comments on Dizzy Gillespie and Thelonious Monk, who were viewed initially by the mainstream jazz press as heretical and anti-musical; a terrific feature on Dave Brubeck, who responds now to articles written about him dating back to the early 1950s; a long piece on Sonny Rollins; and much, much more.
You can pick up some features on-line by clicking here. The 75th anniversary edition should be available in about a week or so.
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Bill O'Reilly is never one to apologize for his outrageous, often racist, sexist and homophobic commentary. For years, he has targeted the Kansas physician, George Tiller, who was shot dead in his church yesterday by an anti-abortion rights lunatic, for special derision. Read here this excellent piece on Salon by Gabriel Winant, and then contemplate why such purveyors of such wretched vile like O'Reilly, Limbaugh and the like are considered "mainstream" voices who command a place in the Republican hierarchy.
And if you're thinking of responding, "Hey, Limbaugh and O'Reilly represent the outer-fringe of the Republican party and not the core of the conservative movement," think again. Yes, I'd be concerned if the words, "Newt Gingrich" and "Rush Limbaugh" were mentioned in the same breath as "party leadership." But the fact is that Limbaugh and Gingrich, who have never had a serious thought between them about anything, are the current faces of the Republican party.
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Jackie and Dunlap discuss whether Sonia Sotomayor is a racist, the Rush Limbaugh-Rick Sanchez challenge and Grandma's "dirty talking" on iTunes.
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